FST: Ill Willed Part 3

Bull flipped through the pages quickly.

"Hey, I found the disease Mitchel has and its cure in this book!" Bull said.

"Bull…" Tonya said patiently. "You know that you need to wait your turn and-"

"EEEE-YAKKABOO!" Mitchel screamed. "BULL JUST FIX ME!"

Bull pushed Tonya aside.

"You have a disease known as 'Lurgy. A disease in which causes the host to scream EEEE-YAKKABOO at random.' The cure is to just have someone…" Bull froze.

"What? What's the cure?" Mitchel asked.

"Yeah, what is it DOCTOR?" Tonya asked annoyed.

"Uh, umm, never mind! No cure! You're doomed!" Bull said.

"WHAT?" Mitchel screamed.

"Wait a second." Tonya said grabbing the book from Bull. "The cure is… 'Place a wooden substance on the host's tongue and have them stay put for a minute.' Well what's wrong with that Bull? We can do that! I don't see why you freaked out…"

Bull bit his lip.

Tonya smiled.

Mitchel stared at the two awkwardly.

Tonya blinked.

"OH WAIT! I JUST DID THAT HUH?" Tonya asked happily. "I cured Mitchel! Not like it matters but I cured Mitchel!"

"Hey!" Mitchel snapped.

"And I beat Bull with my smartness!" Tonya said happily.

"Whatever…" Bull groaned. "That still doesn't explain why Mitchel screamed EEEE-YAKKABOO after you placed the wood on his tongue."

Bull and Tonya turned to face Mitchel.

Mitchel gulped.

"Uh, sorry, I got used to it. It's kind of catchy." Mitchel said.



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"Oh no!" Batty yelled. "I am not doing that!"

"You have to! It's the only cure!" Luna said. "And you said it yourself, you both hate each other!"

"Yeah? And coincidentally Izzy catches a disease with the cure of having to kiss someone of equal hatred? No way man!" Batty yelled.

"I would love to kiss you." Izzy said smiling.

Batty blinked.

"It's the mood swings." Luna said to Batty. "Now just kiss her and we can get this over with!"

"NO!" Batty screamed.

Luna took a deep breath and sighed.

"Okay, fair enough, you win," Luna said.

"I did?" Batty asked.

"Yep. Now how about you give me that kiss instead?" Luna asked.

Batty blinked.

"Well, okay! You insist!" Batty said excitedly.

Luna smiled and closed her eyes.

Batty puckered his lips and closed his eyes.

Luna and Batty leaned towards each other.

Batty kissed passionately.

Batty stopped kissing and smiled.

"Your lips taste heavenly…" Batty said grinning.

"He-he thanks." Izzy giggled.

Batty's eyes opened and he backed away.

"AAAGH!" Batty screamed.

Luna was holding Izzy's face towards Batty.

"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!" Batty screamed.

"What, I needed to cure Izzy somehow." Luna said annoyed.

Batty grabbed his tongue and pulled out a toothbrush and started brushing it clean.

Izzy grinned happily and blinked.

"Where am I?" Izzy asked.

"The hospital challenge." Luna said. "You were sick and we cured you by-"

Batty clutched Luna's mouth.

"We, uh, cured you by, uh, giving you some medicine." Batty said smiling.

Luna glared at Batty.

"Well I have no idea what that means," Izzy said hopping off of the stretcher. "But what I do know is I need to go find my Squirrely-Poo!"

Izzy ran off.

Batty released Luna.

"Some things are better unsaid." Batty said.

Luna shrugged.

"Okay." Luna said. "Just to let you know though, I do have blackmail on you."

Luna walked off.

Batty blinked.

"That's not fair!" Batty yelled.



***

"Back! Back you foul beast!" Slick yelled whacking the medical book at Bunny.

Bunny was walking towards Slick with gaping yellow eyes.

"Mitchel's cured!" Bull said running up to Slick.

"That's great! But right now, Bunny's trying to EAT me! She's dead but living!" Slick yelled.

Bull grabbed the medical book from Slick and started rummaging through the pages.

"Okay! She has something called 'The T-Virus'!" Bull said quickly. "A virus that kills off your body and you wake up like a freak and turn into a cannibalistic monster! If she bites you, then you get the disease too!"

Bunny lunged at Slick and Bull.

Bull ran away and Slick ducked.

Bunny crashed into Mitchel's previous stretcher and rolled and crashed into the wall.

"Okay! Stop telling me obvious facts and give me the cure!" Slick roared.

"Uh, let's see…" Bull said flipping two more pages. "Oh! Okay, uh, you need to give Bunny a blow to her heart that will start it to keep pumping again, ridding of the disease and its affects."

"Okay, so how do I do that?" Slick yelled running away from Bunny.

"Scare her somehow! Like hiccups!" Bull yelled.

Slick bit his lip and ran around the room, with Bunny tailing him.

Tonya, Puzzle, and Mitchel eyed the two as they ran around.

Slick blinked and stared at Squirrel, who was gaping at Tonya's mirror.

Slick smirked.



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Confessional: "Nothing scares a person more than their own reflection." Slick said. "Well, except for me that is, I'm awesome."
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Slick charged at Squirrel and grabbed the mirror from him.

Squirrel blinked in utter horror and confusion.

Slick held the mirror up like a shield.

Bunny charged at Slick.

She froze at the sight of the mirror.

Bunny's eyes twitched and turned back to their regular sky blue.

Bunny breathed deeply.

She crouched onto the ground and panted.

"Man… What came over me?" Bunny panted.

"The usual you," Slick said. "Annoying, crazy and mean."

Bunny smirked.

"Whatever." Bunny said. "I know I just passed out for a minute and then you had to hold up a mirror to show me my beautiful self. That way I could see the beauty and snap out of my daze."

"Yeah… That's it." Bull said closing the medical book.

"Well it's good to see that you're alright." Slick said.

"Really?" Bunny asked.

"No." Slick said.

Bunny frowned.

Slick tossed the mirror to the side.

"MINE!!!" Squirrel screeched tackling the mirror.

Squirrel started hugging the mirror.

"Wait! I thought Squirrel was cured!" Bull said surprised. "That's why Tonya came over and helped me with curing Mitchel!"

Tonya blinked.

"Wait! No! I mean, huh?" Tonya said confused.

Puzzle smirked.

"Well we better hurry and cure him before the Flares win!" Slick said.



***

"I'm cured!" the Game Master said happily.

"That's great." Fox said annoyed.

"Stupid challenge…" Izzy muttered. "Mr. Director not letting me go and see Squirrel…"

"Hey! We still have to cure Miss Fortune!" Richard called.

"Cure?" Miss Fortune asked.

"I'm on it." Dork Vader said pulling out the medical book.

Fox, Izzy, Luna, the Game Master, and Batty all gathered around Miss Fortune.

"What's wrong with her?" the Game Master asked.

"She lost her memory." Richard said.

"REALLY?" Fox said happily.

"Yeah. I've been teaching her as much as possible." Richard said.

"Did you tell her what height is because I don't think she sees any of it in you." Batty said.

"Ha-ha! Fox laughed.

"Oh grow up!" Richard yelled.

"Okay I found her illness." Dork Vader said skimming a page in the book. "It's called 'Goldfield Syndrome: A form of amnesia where the sufferer has forgotten all memory of importance'. Wow that seems about right."

"Yeah, so what's the cure?" Luna asked.

Dork Vader gulped.

"What's wrong?" the Game Master asked.

"The sufferer's happiest memory or dream must be told to them and their memory will instantly be cured." Dork Vader said.

"Well what's her happiest memory?" Luna asked.

"Or dream." Dork Vader added.

Everyone looked at Fox.

"Oh come on! I don't want her to remember me!" Fox yelled.

"Just say something like, how you two met. Or something!" Richard yelled.

Fox sighed.

"Miss Fortune. You've met me before." Fox said.

Miss Fortune blinked.

"I've met… Me before?" Miss Fortune asked.

Fox sighed.

"I am Fox." Fox said annoyed.

"Hi Fox." Miss Fortune said blankly.

"She's not going crazy after you said your name to her…" Izzy said.

"I know! Shut up!" Fox yelled.

"Tell her you love her." Dork Vader suggested.

"NO!" Fox yelled.

"Just do it!" Izzy yelled.

Fox bit his lip in rage.

"I love you." Fox said annoyed.

Miss Fortune tilted her head.

"I do no understand." Miss Fortune said.

"Ha! Didn't work, I'm out!" Fox said.

"WAIT!" Richard yelled. "I think I know her most memorable dream. She wants you to be her boyfriend."

"WHAT?" Fox screamed.

"Yeah, that makes sense." Dork Vader said.

"Totally." Izzy said.

Fox rolled his eyes and looked away.

The Game Master nudged Fox.

"I KNOW!" Fox yelled. Fox leaned over Miss Fortune. "Miss Fortune…" Fox gulped. "Will you go out with…?"-Another gulp-"Me?"

Miss Fortune blinked.

Her eyes widened.

"See it didn't work." Fox said. "I'm out, this never happened."

Fox stormed out of the room.

"Well I guess there goes our chances of winning." Luna groaned.

"YAY!!!" Miss Fortune screamed jumping out of her stretcher.

Miss Fortune did three midair flips and landed on her feet.

"FOX ASKED ME OUT!!!" Miss Fortune screamed. "YAY!!!"

Richard, Dork Vader, Izzy, the Game Master, Luna, and Batty all blinked.

"Wait… Does this mean we won?" Luna asked.

"I think it does!" Dork Vader said.

Mr. Director walked into the Flare's medical room.

"Congratulations Flares! You ARE the winners for today's challenge!" Mr. Director said.

The Flares cheered with victory.

"You managed to cure all of your patients before the Roadies!" Mr. Director said grinning. "Which means no one from your team will be eliminated!"

"Awesome!" Dork Vader said.

"Wait… Who's not cured on the Roadies?" Richard asked.

"Oh, just Squirrel." Mr. Director said.

"SQUIRREL!?" Izzy screamed. "I'M COMING BABY!"

Izzy bolted out of the room.



***

The night was sparkling with stars, and the spotlights twirled through the sky as the awards ceremony started.

In the audience, Bull, Slick, Squirrel, Tonya, Puzzle, Bunny, and Mitchel were all seated.

"I can't believe we lost…" Slick groaned.

"Squirrel, you seem healthy again." Bull said.

"Yep." Squirrel said grinning. "I had some disease called 'Phazon Madness'. Izzy managed to cure me with a slap to the face and a kiss to my cheek."

"Yeah, I'm glad we didn't have to cure you like that." Bunny groaned.

"Well I can't believe how smart I have become today!" Tonya said happily.

Bull and Slick glared at Tonya annoyed.

Mr. Director walked onto the stage of the ceremony.

"You all cast your votes." Mr. Director said. "If I call your name, you may come onto the stage and accept your reward."

Everyone shifted in their seats.



***
Confessional: "Who do I vote off?" Bunny asked. "Slick. I know he was trying to kill me today. I know."
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Confessional: "I vote off Tonya," Bull said annoyed. "She has to learn to keep her brain as a deadbeat instead of trying to use it. Because when the blonde uses her brain, you get destruction in the hospital."
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Confessional: "I vote off Tonya," Slick said. "I know I will eventually regret voting off someone as cheery as her, but seriously. Did you see her today? She didn't cure Squirrel soon enough. If she would have, we would've won."
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Mr. Director said nothing and looked down at the Roadies.

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"Puzzle…"

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"Bull…"

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"Squirrel…"

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"Mitchel…"

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Mr. Director stared intently at the final three.

"You know, two of you only received two votes and the other received three." Mr. Director said. "And the person with three will be eliminated…"

Bunny rolled her eyes.

Tonya smiled happily.

Slick sighed deeply.

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"Bunny…"

"HA!" Bunny yelled jumping up.

Bunny ran onto the stage.

Slick and Tonya stared at each other nervously.

"The one leaving the competition, and never returning ever," Mr. Director said. "Is…"

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"Tonya…"

Slick fainted from relief.

Tonya stood up in shock.

"What? But why?" Tonya whined.

Bunny blinked.



***
Confessional: "I did vote off Slick," Bunny said. "But Tonya is just as priceless to me. So it was a win-win situation really."
***

McBeaver nudged Tonya down the red carpet.

"Wait! Don't I even get to say good-bye?" Tonya whined.

"Aye! Nope!" McBeaver said.

McBeaver picked up Tonya and threw her into the Loser Limo.

Tonya poked her head out the window as the Loser Limo sped off.

"You'll regret voting me!" Tonya called. "Without my brain, the team is doomed!"

Slick rolled his eyes.

Slick, Bull, Bunny, Squirrel, and Mitchel walked off for their trailers.

Puzzle stared down at the red carpet.



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Confessional: "If a player gets too cocky, like Tonya did, they're usually booted," Puzzle said. "Exactly what I planned on doing. With Tonya's brain out, all that is left is five more to go." Puzzle smirked.
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Confessional: "I thought Richard was cocky," Squirrel said blinking.
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