FSI: Deepsea Treasure Part 1

FSI



"Last time on Fox-and-Squirrel Island!" Mr. Director said appearing on the dock. "Our remaining nine contestants were dropped off in the middle of the woods in the middle of the night. However, this wasn't our average night. The night was spooky and haunted, with ominous fog and wind. Oh and there was a monster. Right…The contestants were all separated in the woods. Slick left for survival of the fittest while Izzy left by mistake. Miss Fortune and Bunny split after having girl issues in their alliance. Batty left Dork Vader feeling upset and mischievous in the woods too. Fox, Spike, and Squirrel all grouped up and created their own team, known as the Guys Alliance. With the new alliance, Fox, Spike, and Squirrel pulled a prank on Miss Fortune, which only backfired a bit. An odd sound arrived and sent Miss Fortune hightailing the other way while Fox and Spike dashed off opposite of her. Squirrel was left alone and scared. Dork Vader gave Batty the chills by negotiating with him over Bunny. Batty lost the challenge, only to be followed up by Bunny; who went looking for her slave-boyfriend. Suddenly, the creep sound appeared again, scaring Dork Vader out of the forest and teaming Fox, Spike, and Miss Fortune up. The three ended up meeting with Izzy, who acted as a terrible leader. Slick left the forests soon after from, guess who, the creepster sounds. Izzy led Fox, Miss Fortune, and Spike to the haunted and abandoned infirmary, where they met up with Squirrel. Inside, the monster finally showed its ugly head as- Squirrel. This scared Miss Fortune and Izzy to leave the challenge crowning the Guys Alliance the winners. The Guys Alliance tried voting off Bunny while Bunny's alliance tried whooping Fox. Dork Vader, however, rigged the votes and got rid of Batty. Batty left in smiles, getting ready to reunite with Tonya. Irony killed Batty though because we brought Tonya back to stay in the competition. But that just creates more and more drama! Who will be booted this week? Will Bunny find out about Dork Vader's scheme? Will the Guys Alliance still last? You'll just have to find out, on Fox-and-Squirrel Island!!!"



***

It was morning in the mess hall.

Everyone was enjoying their waffles.

Fox, Spike, Squirrel, and Slick were all seated around Tonya.

Izzy was still getting her food.

Bunny sat alone and annoyed with Miss Fortune and Dork Vader.

"Well my happiness is ruined," Bunny grumbled. "Batty's gone, and Tonya's back…"

"It's okay Bunny!" Dork Vader exclaimed. "I'm still here for you!"

Bunny slammed her head into the table.

"Hey, you're not the only one who's annoyed by Tonya." Miss Fortune said. "She's got Fox's attention more than me. That's very upsetting."

"Oh shut up," Bunny said annoyed. "I have no man for me, and all I have is the blonde to be an attention-hog."

"Bunny, I'm a man who is here for you." Dork Vader said quickly.

Bunny blinked annoyed.

"I have no MAN for me, and all I have is the blonde to be an attention-hog." Bunny repeated.



***
Confessional: "With Batty gone, I think Bunny is really open to me and loves me so much!" Dork Vader said hugging the air. "Oh exquisite Bunny! How I wish to touch your face!"
***

"So!" Tonya exclaimed. "While I was in the Loser Lounge I crafted all of you a mini doll of myself! I thought of sending them to you through the mail but since I am back, I think I should now!"

"Aw, that's sweet." Spike said as Tonya handed him a miniature Tonya-doll.

"Thanks Tonya!" Squirrel said hugging his doll.

Slick took his and stared awkwardly at it.

Fox shrugged at the sight of them.



***
Confessional: "How could I be manipulated into booting her?" Slick yelled. "If only we could fix our mistakes."
***
Confessional: "Tonya's the only girl left here I can stand." Fox said holding the Tonya doll awkwardly. "And with this Guy's Alliance still running and Tonya's lack of intelligence, getting rid of Bunny is easy."
***
Confessional: "Like, oh my gosh," Tonya said happily. "Everyone seems so happy that I am back! I love all of the contestants, they're my friends! And to think today will be the first challenge I do since my arrival, oh my gosh, that's amazing! I hope we do something in the ocean!"
***

Tonya skipped over to Bunny's table.

"One for you, and one for you, and one for you!" Tonya said setting down mini Tonya-dolls in front of Bunny, Miss Fortune, and Dork Vader.

She happily skipped back to her table.

Bunny grabbed the doll and sunk her teeth into it and ripped its head off.

Dork Vader threw the doll in the trash and continued to stare at Bunny.

Miss Fortune stomped on the doll and kicked it next to the trash.



***
Confessional: "With Tonya back, life is so annoying," Bunny groaned. "I mean seriously, who makes dolls of themselves! That's creepy!"
***

Dork Vader scooted closer to Bunny. Bunny scooted away.

Izzy walked up to the table where Fox, Spike, Slick, Tonya, and Squirrel were seated.

"Here you go!" Tonya said waving a mini Tonya-doll in front of Izzy's face.

Izzy grabbed it.

"What's this?" Izzy asked annoyed studying the doll.

"They're gifts from me to you!" Tonya giggled. "Since everyone missed me so much I figured I'd make them for everyone!"

"You were only gone three weeks though." Izzy said.

"I know!" Tonya said smiling.



***
Confessional: "With Tonya's return, I am keeping a closer eye on my Squirrely-Poo." Izzy said running her claws through the Tonya-doll's face. "And I am certain; he will not fall for her again."
***

"I made one for Pet Rock too!" Tonya said holding up an even smaller Tonya-doll to Squirrel.

Squirrel gasped and grabbed it.

"Thanks Tonya, you're the best!" Squirrel said with happiness. Tonya smiled.



***
Confessional: "I spoke too soon." Izzy grunted squeezing the Tonya-doll's head off.
***

"Contestants!" Mr. Director yelled walking into the mess hall. "I need you in your bathing suits pronto! Afterwards, meet me on the beach!"

"Well we're not gonna." Fox said annoyed.

"Wait what?" Mr. Director asked.

"Remember the last time you told us to 'put on our swim suits and meet at the dock'? Remember?" Bunny asked.

"You're cute when you're sarcastic." Dork Vader said dreamingly.

"Shut up." Bunny said annoyed.

"Actually I don't have a clue." Mr. Director said.

"The Moving Cars challenge, when I left!" Izzy yelled.

"Oh now I remember! It's always good to remember the good old days." Mr. Director said. "And by that I mean when you left."

"Well I'm back so deal with it." Izzy said.

"Oh my gosh! I'm back too!" Tonya said happily.

Izzy rolled her eyes.

"Well anyways, this week is different; I am not going to be tricking you like last time." Mr. Director said. "We actually will be in the water today."



***
Confessional: "I was right!" Tonya said clapping.
***
Confessional: "Water?! Oh no!" Miss Fortune said dreadfully.
***

"So, if you can all trust me, meet at the beach in your swimsuits in ten minutes!" Mr. Director ran off in a hurry.

"Do we believe him?" Miss Fortune asked.

"No, but I want a million bucks." Slick said walking off.

Tonya clapped excitedly.



***

The nine contestants were all waiting at the beach in their swimsuits.

Suddenly, McBeaver and a Lawyer Ninja drove up to the beach in the speedboat.

"All aboard." McBeaver said.

"You're not going to desert us on a lonely sandbar again are you?" Bunny asked annoyed.

"No!" McBeaver said. "I don't even know what we're doing today! I'm just happy I'm getting paid!"

Mr. Director ran onto the beach and hopped into the speedboat.

"Looks like we're all here…" he said to himself. "Now! We head off!"

The speedboat started off into the horizon.

Dork Vader, Bunny, and Miss Fortune all sat next to each other on the speedboat.

Izzy held Squirrel close to her.

Slick sat alone.

Fox and Spike both sat next to Tonya, who was beaming brightly at the ocean.

"Oh I love it! It's so beautiful!" Tonya said happily.

"Almost as beautiful as me." Mr. Director said holding up a mirror.

Tonya stared at the ocean with awe.



***
Confessional: "I've always loved the ocean!" Tonya cheered. "I wonder what we're doing today. Fishing? Water skiing? Scuba diving?" Tonya gasped. "SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING!?"
***

The speedboat had been zooming off for more than an hour now. They had already passed the sandbar (which was completely destroyed and barren) and were zooming off towards the center of the ocean.

"I think I'm going to be sick." Bunny groaned. She looked overboard and vomited.

"You're cute when you puke." Dork Vader said happily.

Bunny glared disgusted.

"Don't you have something better to do?" Bunny grunted.

"With my social class? Nope!" Dork Vader beamed.


***
Confessional: "Okay," Bunny said annoyed. "When did he get ALL of Cupid's arrows shoved up his-"
***

Suddenly the speedboat stopped in the center of the ocean. There was nothing but sky and waves.

"This is amazing!" Tonya said happily.

"Okay, time to explain this week's challenge!" Mr. Director said smiling. "Yesterday, me and a couple of the crew members came out to this exact area and dumped six treasure chests into the ocean. You must dive into the ocean's depths and find a chest. Each chest has a prize. And I'll tell you three of those prizes just to be nice. One has invincibility, one has a cash prize, and one has a ticket to a gourmet feast. The other three chests are a surprise for you to discover! But you are only allowed to open one chest! If you open one, you're not opening another!"

"Wait-wait-wait-wait…" Spike said. "You said there are only six chests, and there are nine of us."

"I was getting to that," Mr. Director said annoyed. "You have the option to opt out and sit on the boat for hours until we leave. Once all the chests are found and prizes are given out, then we will leave and vote someone off."

"Hmm, be lazy and sit out or win invincibility…" Bunny said raising her arms like a see-saw.

"I can get you invincibility!" Dork Vader exclaimed raising his hand. Bunny smirked.



***
Confessional: "The only good part about Dork Vader is he will do anything I say." Bunny said. "Even if I don't have anything to say at all."
***

"Well, enjoy your challenge. If you need me, I'll be chilling with McBeaver for a while. You all have fun." Mr. Director smirked and turned away.

Nobody moved. Everyone just stared at the water. Some people poked the water to see how cold it was.

"What are we waiting for, let's go!" Tonya said happily. She jumped off the speedboat and dived into the ocean in a SPLASH!

"Well, I'm going to get a tan." Bunny said lying down on the boat. "Now go get me some immunity." She pointed at Dork Vader.

Dork Vader nodded happily and leaped into the water. He paddled around and looked for a spot to dive.

"I can't swim." Squirrel said staring into the ocean.

"I'll win you a prize Squirrely-Poo." Izzy said smiling. She jumped off the boat and swam.

Fox and Slick shrugged and leapt into the water themselves.

"You coming Spike?" Fox called from the ocean.

"Nah, I'll pass, I don't want to risk my life out there." Spike called.

"Sheesh what a panzee." Fox said. Fox dived underwater.

Miss Fortune stared nervously into the water.

"I CAN'T DO IT!" she finally screamed. She ran and cried on the speedboat's edge.

"Baby." Bunny grumbled.



***

Tonya swam through the ocean in style.

It was like she was used to it.

She swam through a coral reef bed and zoomed around with a smile.



***
Confessional: "The ocean is my heart, I know it by home." Tonya said smiling. "Wait… I mean, the ocean is my home, I know it by heart. Yeah that sounds better. You won't show my small mess ups right?"
***

Tonya looked around holding her breath. She saw a sparkle of light in the distance. She swam off to the source.



***

Dork Vader was paddling on the ocean's surface. He was smiling eagerly and poking his head into the water to look for a chest.

"Man oh man, if I win Bunny that invincibility she'll probably burst with joy and take me on a romantic date." Dork Vader exclaimed. Dork Vader clapped and dove underwater.



***
Confessional: "I know that this plan will work." Dork Vader said. "Batty always used the charms of challenges to win Bunny over, and I can do that too! Only better!'
***
Confessional: "Batty never really helped me in anyway when he was competing." Bunny said annoyed filing her nails. "But I would take back my lazy cheating boyfriend any day over Dork Vader! Ugh!" Bunny snapped her nail filer.
***

Bunny was relaxing on the bow of the speedboat. She had sunglasses on and was getting some rays.

Miss Fortune walked over to Bunny.

"Uh, Bunny?" Miss Fortune asked.

"What?" Bunny asked annoyed through her teeth.

"Well, you see, uh, I think you might be leaving tonight." Miss Fortune said.

"What makes you say that?" Bunny asked even more annoyed.

"Well, your odds of making it through this challenge are slim." Miss Fortune said. "Slick will bribe anyone to boot who he wants, Fox, Spike, and Squirrel are sort of teaming up, Izzy will always agree with Squirrel, Tonya's easily manipulated, and well, the chances of winning invincibility are one in six."

Bunny sat up and removed her sunglasses.

"First and foremost, that runt little nerd is going to win me immunity whether he likes it or not." Bunny said. "Secondly, I have you and Dork Vader on my side PLUS Tonya and Squirrel because they're both easily manipulated like you said."

"I know." Miss Fortune said.

"Then why did you even come and tell me all of this?" Bunny asked. "Unless…"

"Unless what?" Miss Fortune stammered.

"Unless you were thinking of betraying me and the alliance!" Bunny said hotly.

"What makes you say that?" Miss Fortune said timidly.

"Wait a second!" Bunny gasped. "Have you cheated this alliance BEFORE? It makes perfect sense why a lot of my votes haven't been coming through clearly!"

"No-no-no-no!" Miss fortune stammered. "I just informed you so you would know!"

"Uhuh, save it Miss Puss In Boots." Bunny said annoyed. "Ugh, I can't believe you! Well you will start obeying this alliance! Or else I will use my alliance powers to get rid of you!"

Miss Fortune gulped.