FSI: A Tug On Reality Part 1

FSI

     Mr. Director casually walked onto the dock. "Last time, on Fox-and-Squirrel Island!" he began. "Our ninteen contestants played the original game of hide and seek. Except with a few added suprises. Like how you have to hide from Chef McBeaver, who will kindly douse you with the Super Soaker. Just ask Tonya. She knows how it feels, haha. The idea was to try and not get found by McBeaver, and if you did, you would try and make it to home base. Bunny formed the first ever aliance on FSI with Dork Vader, thanks to his obsession over her. Slick also tried helping Bull with his hiding spot, making a few deals along with that. Bull protected Slick from getting shot by mcBeaver, and Bull got shot down when Slick abandoned him. Tonya helped McBeaver find some people with her dumb powers, and McBeaver got some easy wins. And Richard ran frantically from the odd Otter. I still don't know who hit me with a frying pan though?! But in the end, Bunny managed to win using Izzy's net from a previous problem. With the victory of the Fleas, the Rocks managed to send Bull home, who was sent in a rage. Will Bunny add anyone else to her aliance? What will become of the already eighteen contestants? And most importantly will the show get more ratings? Find out, on... Fox-and-Squirrel Island!"



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"Dork Vader! get me some more orange juice!!!" bunny yelled picking at her green scrambled eggs.

"OK!" Dork Vader said.


Confessioanl: "Bunny has been talking to me more than ever since this aliance has been going on!" Dork Vader said blushing. "I don't even know what we're supposed to do in an aliance!"


Dork Vader left to get Bunny her orange juice. Bunny got up and went to sit next to Batty.


Confessional: "Hehe... wow... i almost got eliminated last week. Now I'm gonna find out who attempted to vote me off last time, and they're gonna pay!" Izzy said.


"Alrighty people, are you ready for your third ever challenge?" Mr. Director asked walking out of McBeaver's kitchen.

"Let me see, first we sky dived, secondly we played hide and seek..." Izzy said. "I love the rush of excitement! Yes we are!!!"

"Good. Now if you all will..." Mr. Director said. Everyone stood up and followed Mr. Director outside. He led them to the beach. "Please everyone, hop into the airship from your first week when you all sky dived."

"Oooh!" Tonya said. "I bet we're gonna go in the air and fly fish!" Batty face palmed himself.

"Are we sky diving again?" Doggy Grandma asked drunkly.

"Nope." Mr. Director said. "But I'm pretty sure you will all fall at some point today. Everyone gave curious looks and shrugged, and hopped into the airship. The airship took flight and flew around the island.

"I wonder where we're going?" Tonya asked.

"It's quite obvious." Dork Vader said. "With the circling at this air altitude, we should be landing very momentarily."

The airship soon landed in a desert region of the island.

"Nerd." Bunny said.

"Everyone please step out!" Mr. Director said.

Everyone did so.

In front of them was a very deep canyon. A very long rope extended from both sides of the canyon.

"For your third challenge on FSI, you and your teams will be playing Tug of War across this very steep and dangerous canyon. At the bottom of this rocky canyon, McBeaver tossed some old matresses from the Old Matress Departement, so if you fall, you'll safley land on them!"

Suddenly McBeaver came out of nowhere in a moving truck, he backed up next to the canyon and opened the back. A bunck of hot lava-like rocks fell into the canyon.

"Oh. And hot rocks." Mr. Director said. "You might get lucky and safley land on those too."

"I hate you and this show, and Fox." the Game Master said. Fox exchanged a mean look.

"If your whole team falls into tje canyon, you pretty much lose. That simple. But there is other way you can lose. If your entire team just carelessly releases the rope, you also lose. Now. Rocks, you're on the left at the green flag, and Fleas, you're on the right at the red flag. So get to your sides!"

The two teams ran to their directed sides.